Morgan: England Can Win Euros If Southgate Follows My Advice

In the world of football, “You criticize, you play” is a common retort to media commentators and fans. However, Pierce Morgan, a renowned English commentator, former editor of The Mirror and Daily News, and 2023 British Sports Journalism Award winner, now with CNN, claims that if England’s manager Gareth Southgate takes his cues, the team will triumph in the Euros!

Morgan argues, “England last won the Euros in 1966 when I was only 16 months old. But with some clever tactics, a bit of luck, fewer injuries to key players, and a helping hand from above, we can win this time!”

He highlights several points. For instance, VENGEANCE, using the desire to avenge their 2020 Euros defeat as motivation. BOTTLE, for England to show the courage of the Three Lions and not just rely on defensive strategies. PASTA, a nod to learning from Italy’s resilience and stamina. And HAMSTRING, ensuring Luke Shaw stays injury-free.

Morgan also offers practical suggestions: finding better ways to nullify Kylian Mbappe, being cautious of the 39-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo, substituting fatigued starters like Harry Kane, and discovering super subs, utilizing talents like Chelsea’s Cole Palmer.

Some of his ideas are more whimsical, such as incorporating more Beatles elements into the team or leveraging the “WAGs” (wives and girlfriends) by having them sit on the bench, potentially distracting opponents and creating opportunities. There are also some suggestions that are sensitive and not mentioned here.

In conclusion, Morgan asserts, “We have pace, power, gifted players, top goalkeepers, and a goalscoring machine… Plus, we were so close in the last Euros, and our squad is even stronger now. So, if Southgate listens to my advice, we have a great chance of achieving success and lifting the trophy!”